Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.
by TittyBuster78 September 15, 2020
Get the Beached Whalemug. When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.
by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006
Get the beached whalemug. by Anonymous Motrin May 30, 2009
Get the Beached Whalemug. similar to awkward turtle, denoting the occurance of an awkward situation.
the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.
the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.
JB walked into a room full of naked hispanic men, all playing the flute while whipping each other with palm leaves.
To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.
To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.
by HitStick93 April 6, 2010
Get the beached whalemug. A beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.
Guy 1: Dude, I left I huge beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.
Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.
Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?
Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.
Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.
Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?
Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.
by tehsheriff May 25, 2009
Get the Beached Whalemug. by luke detty May 13, 2005
Get the beached whalemug. The commonly seen attempt of topping out on your climbing route. Involves laying on your stomach while flailing your arms and legs. Often unsuccessful. To see this phenomynon just take a trip up to your local climbing craigs, sit back, and wait. You won't miss it!
Bystander 1: Hey. Look! What's that guy doing ontop of that rock?
Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!
Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!
by BestClimbersYou'llEverNotMeet May 28, 2010
Get the The Beached Whalemug.