better than expected

better than expected: it's the new way out of something.

The economy after the 2008 crash seems to be recovering at fast pace at the incessant sound of "better than expected". the only problem is that the predictions of what's "expected" are made by the same guys that didn't see the worse coming... when it was really better.

dude1: Hey dude? Is your wife really cheating on you and you still in this good mood?

dude2: Well.. it's because I thought she was double timing me with 3 different guys. Turned out to be only with two of them.

dude1: Oh, I get it! you're into the whole.. Better than expected thing

by mave73 July 31, 2009

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better than sex

Describes a euphoric experience, often food-related, quite similar to an orgasm. Usually used by women, as for most men there is nothing better than sex. Such an assertion will often precede a lengthy debate on whether the expression is accurate.

That chocolate cheesecake was better than sex.

by Allison1690 September 14, 2006

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Better than Lil Wayne

What every "old school" hip-hop fans say on every youtube music video for no reason.

Guy 1:These people are way better than Lil Wayne.
Guy 2:Brah, this is a gospel song!

by Phenom12 June 4, 2010

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Better Than A Wank

An excuse or a reason that guys use if they fuck an ugly or fat chick.

Jim: I can't believe you fucked that fat chick last nite
Bob: Better than a wank
Jim: True, true

by foshizzle9 October 22, 2009

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better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

by mom743 December 4, 2010

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BETTER THAN OZZY

(adj.) Usually referring to Ronnie James Dio, immediate successor to Ozzy Osbourne in Black Sabbath, but could refer to any vocalist for Black Sabbath. BETTER THAN OZZY means possessing more musical talent than Ozzy Osbourne.

Lame-O: Dude, "War Pigs" is so badass!

Awesome-O: HAHA! "War Pigs" is nothing compared to "The Devil Cried"!

Lame-O: Why?

Awesome-O: Because Dio is BETTER THAN OZZY!!!

by Mr. Frrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzee July 20, 2010

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