I think I will be back

What your dad said just before when he went to buy some milk

Never to be seen again

Dad: I think I will be back
Me: dats how I lost my dad, 20 years ago.

*20 years later at Mc Donald’s drinking 75% ice coke

Me: Looks at news
News: a 65 year old man found naked at Walmart holding milk!
Me: that’s how I had united with my dad again.

by wenimechuindasama October 24, 2020

You'll Be Back

One of the catchiest songs (imho) in the musical Hamilton, sung by Jonathan Groff who played King George III.

Person 1: What's your favorite song from Hamilton?
Person 2: Definitley You'll Be Back

by fryingpansexual September 12, 2020

We'll Be Back Shortly

The greatest lie ever told.

We'll be back shortly
Tumblr users across the globe: BULLSH*T! -everyone breaks into tears-

by Ferris--Wheel April 4, 2011

i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit

I'll be right back; to be back momentarily

Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!

by Amanda M August 12, 2005

i'll be back right now

A mostly Los Angeles latino street slang phrase acknowledging the importance of a speedy return. I'll be right back.

Go get some liquor man!
OK, I'll be back right now.

by malevolopolis February 28, 2015

I'll be back in a flask

It originated from the term "I'll be back in a flash", but with the word "flash" replaced with "flask". It gives a double meaning now, where you can say "I'll be back soon" and also "I'll be back inside an alcohol containing vessel".

"Hey, dude, I'm gonna go pick up some more ammunition at K-mart. I'll be back in a flask."

by lerppu July 26, 2004

it feels so good to be back

Gucci Mane said it all in the first 5 seconds of "Spotlight." You're back in the game and on to the next one. What's a boyfriend/girlfriend? Who cares? Not you. Need a booty call? Wanna make out with a stranger? You probably should. Then you'll know why it feels so good to be back. Rock out with your cock out, it feels so good to be back. Take your top off, it feels so good to be back.

You've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one. Get some. It feels SO GOOD to be back.

Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend. It feels so good to be back. Let's go get laid.

by boom.rawr.yup. May 5, 2011