A word used mostly by guardian newspaper readers in an attempt to add unnecessary optimism to an evenings agenda.
by unamused259 November 20, 2013
Get the Bantsplan mug.Bat goes on a rant about a topic unrelated to the current conversation. For example, if you are talking about a santa costume you want her to wear, she might go on a whole rant about how the color red promotes fertility.
Morty: "Hi Bat, are you gonna wear that beard for the santa costume?"
Bat: "Beards have long been associated with wisdom and intelligence, and many great thinkers throughout history have sported impressive facial hair. But did you know that beards may also be related to the space-time continuum? According to recent studies, the gravitational pull of a beard can actually warp the fabric of space and time, creating distortions in the nearby area. But enough about the scientific properties of beards - let's talk about how to cook soup. Soup is a versatile and satisfying meal that can be made with a wide variety of ingredients. To make soup, you will need a large pot and some basic cooking tools, such as a knife, cutting board, and stirring spoon. "
Her whole twitch chat: "she's batsplaining again"
Bat: "Beards have long been associated with wisdom and intelligence, and many great thinkers throughout history have sported impressive facial hair. But did you know that beards may also be related to the space-time continuum? According to recent studies, the gravitational pull of a beard can actually warp the fabric of space and time, creating distortions in the nearby area. But enough about the scientific properties of beards - let's talk about how to cook soup. Soup is a versatile and satisfying meal that can be made with a wide variety of ingredients. To make soup, you will need a large pot and some basic cooking tools, such as a knife, cutting board, and stirring spoon. "
Her whole twitch chat: "she's batsplaining again"
by MortyCo December 13, 2022
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A Baysplainer can be characterized as someone who didn’t grow up in the Bay Area (probably not even California), most likely works in tech, eats at “hole in the wall” restaurants (I.e. restaurants that used to actually be a hole in the wall, but was taken over by a new Asian/fusion spot), considers themselves a “foodie”, most likely lives in the City or Oakland, goes to Outside Lands, wears their work badge to the bars, and so on.
A Baysplainer tends try to explain to a local “the best parts of the Bay”, the local community, etc., and doesn’t realize the impact they may have had on the local community by moving here and thus, affecting the job market, housing market, influencing the quick rise of gentrification, etc.
A Baysplainer tends try to explain to a local “the best parts of the Bay”, the local community, etc., and doesn’t realize the impact they may have had on the local community by moving here and thus, affecting the job market, housing market, influencing the quick rise of gentrification, etc.
I was talking to someone who works in tech and they started Baysplaining about what the Bay Area is like.
by notyourbestfriend1299 September 28, 2021
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Char and SIIMBARIA felt knackered as they listened to Bat batsplaining how she got poisoned in university.
by Char9346 April 11, 2023
Get the Batsplaining mug.the basic language using english for trolling purposes combining short words or short phrases to confuse people. It was originally used towards community of video mapping accounts and trolls would flood their comment sections and making their own silly video mapping edits (Albania conquers the world part 1). Usually the troll will have a bat profile picture and a country flag behind with the name “x country bat mapping”
batspeak troll: kid, you, bot, alt, raged
person 1: ???
batspeak troll: i win kid
person 1: omg I’m going quit youtube
batspeak troll: raged
person 1: ???
batspeak troll: i win kid
person 1: omg I’m going quit youtube
batspeak troll: raged
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