Ugandan Baton Drop

The act of taking a fresh poop log, preferably firm, and carefully dropping it in your partner's underwear while they sleep. You then have the option of staying the night to experience the confusion/embarrassment the following morning.

Dude, you know how my girl keeps bitching about me peeing the bed last week? Well I put an end to that last night with a perfectly executed Ugandan Baton Drop! She woke up, ran right to the bathroom and started crying! She wouldn't come out till I left the house.

by IL GRIGIO July 18, 2011

Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.

My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Bartonym

A made up name generally used for phone pranks like Bart does on "The Simpsons"

Bart:"Is there a Mr. Pidasso there, a first name Stu?"
Moe:"Is there a Stu Pidasso here?"
Stu Pidasso is not a real person it's just a Bartonym.

by Michael_Hunt May 17, 2008

Barton's Gold Rum

The cheapest silky smooth 80 proof rum around.

Barton's Gold Rum makes Captain Morgan look like a fucking pussy.

by Bryan6969 May 18, 2011

ass baton

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.

"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"

by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013

Baton Rouge

Capitol city of Louisiana. Home of the LSU Tigers and Southern University Jaguars. A drinkin' town with a football problem.

Tiger Stadium on gamenight against 'bama.

by Leigh Ann August 17, 2005

baton tosser

1. slang for a gay person
2. someone who exemplifies the utmost qualities of gayness

(created by Norbert)

"Stop being a baton tosser Josh."
"What the hell is that?"
"Josh, you're fag."

by jordna butler April 18, 2008