banterland

1. A place where banter occurs non-stop. Entrance is usually restricted to so called 'banterlads'.
2. Banter HQ

1. those guys were hilarious, it was banterland.
2. I cant believe i got rejected from banterland, I was just too boring

by JCVD1 April 16, 2012

barverian death mask

to place your anus over someones nose & place ur testicals over the eyes of a passed out friend

to properly perform the Barverian death mask a firm seal is required around the nose , feel free to fart

by tha Crab July 23, 2007

Baxtering

Procrastination to the point at which zero productivity or efficiency has been established always accompanied by a false sense of accomplishment. This feat is more often than not accomplished with an air of flamboyancy.

Aaron missed his deadline because instead of completing the simple task he was baxtering around the office with a scarf on.

by happydays101 January 8, 2010

Battering the sausage

The male art of masturbating

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

by Emily Saunders November 6, 2005

battering ram

An act of revenge by a man where he runs full speed into the face of his partner with his erect penis while she is sleeping.

My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so I let that bitch go to sleep and gave her the battering ram

by D-Rock Your Face Off January 5, 2016

Turkish Bartering

verb: to juggle a woman's breasts while gobbling like a turkey.

Chase was turkish bartering Katie ALL NIGHT LONG!

by ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLI February 5, 2009

bastering

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.

How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?

by Andy Sword October 9, 2009