Battle of the Bulge 

When two gays sword fight with their pants on.

Albert: "Hey Eddy, my parents are here we can't sword fight. Wanna rein-act the Battle of the Bulge?"
Eddy: "Fuck yeah, let me watch some gay clown porn to get hard first."

Battle of the Bulge by Lil' Snarky May 8, 2017

Battle of the Bulge 

When two girls get in a fight over a man, or dick.

Hey, Zach, look at that Battle of the Bulge over ther.

Battle of the Bulge by CircumcisionByCombat April 4, 2022

Battle of the Bulge 

aka "Ardennes Offensive"
Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #26

This is when you are fucking her and, slowly lower the inensity, until you are hardly moving. Then you withdraw entirely and replace your penis with quick vigorous fisting

"Last Night I gave her the old "Battle of the Bulge"

Battle of the Bulge by Devian SExual Manoeuvre! March 1, 2005

Battle of the Bulge 

When a stereotypially 'emo' male wears female jeans or very tight and/or form fitting jeans that accentuate the nether regions.

You emo prick; I'm tired of your continuous Battle of the Bulge with your damn emo (wo)man-jeans.

Battle of the Bulge by Tracisaurus September 30, 2008

Battle of the bulge 

It may be a way hitler tried to fuck the Allies because budge may mean the thing between a man legs and by creating a bulge, hitler was trying to protrude to the allied occupied France territory and fuck it

hitler’s last massage to Allie’s is the battle of the bulge

Battle of the bulge by Alan man April 19, 2022

Battle of the Bulge 

When you’re fighting your manly instinct to get an erection because it’s not the time or place.

She put her hand on my leg during dinner with her family and it turned into Battle of the Bulge down there!

Battle of the Bulge by istvq April 29, 2024