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Battle of the sexes

Us faggots versus them bull dykes.
We were marching into the battle of the sexes, and I was probably just as scared as all these other cocksuckers, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! And I never felt so alive.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
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Battle of the Sexes

An event thrown by the UH Alphas gives students a space to debate hot takes, argue popular topics, and voice their opinions.

Usually hosted during Alpha week or UH Homecoming.
Dakota: Hey are you going to Battle of the Sexes?

Jake: Yeah, I have to put the "As a man" comments to rest.
by AlphaGuy1971 October 10, 2022
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Sex In A Bottle

A proposterious phrase used by Colorado Springs folk to describe an unatainable euphoric feeling.
Tim: Longboarding is awesome.
Ben: I know it's like sex in a bottle!
Jordan: What!?
by WickedPraisE January 28, 2009
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Sexy Love Battle

The best kind of Battle that exists. This type of battle is filled with 100% love and passion and has no space for negative energy. The two parties involved are unequivocally in love and their sex is beyond words as it is generally fueled by a lot of fake hate. Sexy Love Battles tend to leave marks on the skin, otherwise known as battle scars, but these marks are a reminder and symbol of the amazing passionate sex that was had.
Trixie and Cash are so in love they have all the Sexy Love Battles. It makes everyone jealous.
by A BIG BRAT August 24, 2022
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Sex in a Bottle

Using the male penis and a water bottle to masturbate. After several thrusts or ejaculation, quickly seal the bottle with a cap/lid. You will then have Sex in a Bottle.
I mastubated with a water bottle and kept the bottle sealed with my filthy and warm ejaculent... my Sex in a Bottle.
by djdjdjdjdjddjdjdjooo June 11, 2014
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Bottle-sexual

Oh bottle, you are absolutely sexy. I would definitely do you. Are you bottle-sexual? I guess i am.
by zingerburger July 4, 2011
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Battlesex

(v.) The act of violently throwing oneself upon and repeatedly thrusting an unsuspecting victim, often done to wake a sleeping victim up.

(n.) An activity involving a group of people participating in the above actions.

Battlesex often results in repeated attempts upon a selected target or target over several days, which sometimes results in "teams" forming and plotting how to successfully battlesex each other. Battlesex often occurs at camps where large groups of people are sleeping in the same room, or connected rooms, and sometimes evolves into a war of many battles, sabotage of sleeping arrangements and psychological warfare.
Paul: "Whoa, did you see that this morning? James got a big run-up and did a full bellyflop-to-battlesex on John"

Daniel: "Oh wow. I am SO gonna get him tonight when he goes to sleep. Nobody EVER expects BATTLESEX!
by Spud of Doom January 5, 2009
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