battle axe

woman of hideous proportians, usually bottle blond with the RIGHT opinion on every thing, so help you God!!

Margaret Thatcher, the battle axe of the Falklands

by goosenard June 30, 2006

battle axe

Across the lands known to be a brutal legend is a musician who rocks so hard the music from his guitar transforms that very instrument to a weapon of mentality used to convey his band's metal fury lyrics.

Jack Black whips shitties all over his battle axe in the band Tenacious D.

by djsee4 February 20, 2010

Battle-Axe

A prominent dance move among electric dance music enthusiasts involving a powerful chopping movement using both hands in a full-body gyration upon the drop of a house music song.

Joey just battle-axed so righteous when that Avicii beat dropped!

by MDeads November 22, 2011

battle axe

An electric guitar that is to crappy to shred on and in thus used as a weapon.

I can't carry a gun so I decided to just carry around my battle axe!

by B1GR3D1 May 15, 2008

battle axe

if ur playing a magical ps2 xbox or pc game that is a rpg... IT WILL HAVE A BATTLE AXE if it doesnt... well it aint a magical rpg

once i get to level 123066 i will beable to get onferiondex with my battle axe wich enables me 2 shoot fire out of my battle axe!

by Andrew Pugliese January 1, 2005

Battle-axe bi

A bisexual who believes bisexual = pansexual. Originating from a series of group chats for these people.

The battle-axe bi gc is popping off right now making fun of freud.

by neon69 November 18, 2019

battle-axe bisexual

a bisexual who calls out biphobia, and believes bi = pan

eric: I'm a battle-axe bisexual
jessie: what's that mean?
eric: it means I believe pansexuality contributes to biphobia and transphobia

by warmchaii April 23, 2020