Battle Axe

An action that requires a 2-person team and an unsuspecting victim. One will be behind the victim, and the other infront, as if starting a conversation. Then, on signal, two people will grab each other's hands in between the victim's legs, stand up, and do a shake-hand motion with firm grip on each other's hands. This will then cause a bit of pain to the victim, and laughter to the spectators. Shake it a few times and release. Be careful if the victim has a high center of gravity. It might cause them to topple over and injure themselves. "It's always fun till someone gets hurt"

Dru: Hey Carlos, let's Battle Axe Mike.

Carlos: Ayt. Hey sup Mike! How's life?
Mike: I'm good...
Dru: (Signaling 1-2-3)
Carlos and Dru Battle-Axes Mike
Mike: WTF?!?!

by snofrandy May 4, 2010

battle axe

An electric guitar that is to crappy to shred on and in thus used as a weapon.

I can't carry a gun so I decided to just carry around my battle axe!

by B1GR3D1 May 15, 2008

battle axe

if ur playing a magical ps2 xbox or pc game that is a rpg... IT WILL HAVE A BATTLE AXE if it doesnt... well it aint a magical rpg

once i get to level 123066 i will beable to get onferiondex with my battle axe wich enables me 2 shoot fire out of my battle axe!

by Andrew Pugliese January 1, 2005

Battle Axe

A strong, supportive person who is a key fixture of someones life. Mostly reffering to one's significant other

"Oh my wife shes a uh, real battle axe of a woman, a real back bone of life".

by Stain Moleman August 1, 2023

Battle-Axe

A prominent dance move among electric dance music enthusiasts involving a powerful chopping movement using both hands in a full-body gyration upon the drop of a house music song.

Joey just battle-axed so righteous when that Avicii beat dropped!

by MDeads November 22, 2011

battle_axe

A middle-aged or elderly female of unpleasant disposition. Used most often to describe a boss or relative you don't like.

Oh, I can't play golf with you this afternoon. My wife's mother is coming over -- and I've got to try to be nice to the old battle axe!

or:

Mrs. Maloney's keeping the whole department working this weekend and says no one can take vacation time until these orders are processed -- the old battle axe!

by Jay Young April 28, 2004

Battle-axe bi

A bisexual who believes bisexual = pansexual. Originating from a series of group chats for these people.

The battle-axe bi gc is popping off right now making fun of freud.

by neon69 November 18, 2019