batshit fucking insane

The hyperbolic end of insanity.

I cut off my hair because it was driving me batshit fucking insane.

by spiraling February 14, 2005

batshit crazy

The woman in the riddle below, is batshit crazy, no further explanation needed.

A woman encounters a man at her mother's funeral whom she has never seen before. A few days later, her sister dies. Why?

The woman fell in love with the man at the funeral. Unfortunately, she didn't get his number, so she killed her sister, hoping to see him again at her sister's funeral.

You kill your sister to get your crushes phone number?! You batshit crazyyyyyyy.

by Bats shit, sometimes. August 14, 2023

batshit insane

When someone has crossed into extreme insanity.

Person #1:HEY GUYS LETS GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND WOOOO I JUST SHIT MYSELF!! -insane laughter-

Person #2: That kid is Batshit Insane.

by Shanbuh August 3, 2006

batshit fun

A girl who is literally batshit crazy but who you continue to hangout with because she is so attractive and fun.

That girl is so crazy she is batshit fun.

by TeamSanDiego May 3, 2015

Batsi

Batsi is the shortened version of the unisex Shona name Batsirai, meaning "Help". This name is derived from the cry for help due to the loss of breath at the sight of the angelic human that possesses this name. Batsi is a witty, charming, dependable, loving and fun-loving individual who is loved by good and feared by evil.

Nurse: Doctor, Doctor...we have another case of Batsi viewing!

Doctor: When will people learn? If you look for too long you'll fall in love...

Patient: (wheezing) Help...Help! My eyes, so amazing!

by VaMhuka November 8, 2018

batshit fucking insane

One crazy motherfucker. Someone with absoultely no common sense and no concept of life, death, and danger. It is uncommon to have a batshit insane person and extremly rare to have a batshit fucking insane person because they are usually dead.

Normal guy: Damn, the snow is really startin to accumulate, we should head home now before its too dangerous to drive.
Crazy guy: No way, i can drive though anything!
Batshit insane guy: What is it? 15 degrees? Lets go camping bitches!
Batshit fucking insane guy: LETS GET DRUNK AS HELL, CLIMB TREES AND FIND TARZAN SO WE CAN FUCK HIS SISTER!!!
Normal guy: Wow, you are truly batshit fucking insane.

by Krusty Weiner February 26, 2010

batshit

insane, wildly irrational (see also go batshit}, and batshit crazy)

The kid was batshit. No wonder nobody wants to be his friend.

by Light Joker December 8, 2004