To "batoon" or the act of "batooning" is the process of using a wooden baton to engage in sexual activity, some examples would be to; insert, suck, lick, or other form of sexual acts using the baton mostly to fill fantasies/kinks.
Johnny: "Damn dude, Danielle is really batooning hard over there."
John: "I know Johnny, she never knows the proper time to batoon."
John: "I know Johnny, she never knows the proper time to batoon."
by fattybakn June 13, 2017
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Get the babooned mug.A batoose is a gaylord or a poop pipe pumper or a fudge nudger. A batoose can normally be found hanging around male public toilets looking for other cottagers. Also batooses can be found in a abundance in oceana bristol. Wall to wall sausage fests are there favorite hangouts you can usually spot a batoose because they wear flip flops up the pub this is seen as a secret sign to other batooses.
The classic vehicle driven by a batoose is a shitreon saxo of the vtr type often driven to exclusive men only clubs and events where they can share tips on anal ravashing.
The classic vehicle driven by a batoose is a shitreon saxo of the vtr type often driven to exclusive men only clubs and events where they can share tips on anal ravashing.
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Lauren- well... if it makes him shake his black batooter...
Lauren- well... if it makes him shake his black batooter...
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