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Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.
If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.
by Reefknot January 27, 2020
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Basildon cheese

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.
"oh have you not heard of Basildon cheese? It's a local delicacy"
by bigdave3 December 20, 2020
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Basildon Bareback

Lads who take their tops off in public at the slightest hint of warm weather or sunshine.
18 degree weather brings out all the Basildon barebacks.
by TICKLD July 12, 2021
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