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Big place to have sex i recommend just try to hide ur kids before all that seks ur doing
Oh no our bathtub is full of batman cum
Bathtub by Sebanwonderland June 15, 2021
A white rectangular object mostly used for sexual activity
Hey Ryan, did you hear that those two boys fucked in the bathtub
Bathtub by GenderBender123 September 20, 2021

bathtub mermaid 

A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.
They're such a bathtub mermaid, obsessing over a stupid thing like that.
bathtub mermaid by AzureGummy March 28, 2017

Bathtub Goblin 

A particularly scary creature living in your tub. Originated from a fearsome picture of Whoopi Goldberg.
"oh God! I'm not taking a bath NOW."
"What is it?"
*points* "It's the Bathtub Goblin...AGAIN."
Bathtub Goblin by U.Steve April 4, 2009

bathtub bong 

The item of marijuana paraphernalia that is evolved when one is so chronic that one brings ones gravity bong into the bath with oneself.

Usually in the form of a 2-liter soda bottle with the bottom cut off, the bathtub bong is always the piece in a marijuana smoker's collection that he has had the most fond memories with.

Because you can't call yourself a pothead if you haven't passed out in a bath full of warm bong water.
Stoner: "Yo, Brosephus Rex, where's my bathtub bong?"
Roommate of Said Stoner: "I was using it in the sink like a normal person, you fuckin' pothead."

Bathtub Chemist 

Someone who manufactures illicit drugs in their back room, usually on a desk or in a bathtub. The conditions these drugs are made and stored in are usually very dirty and the drugs made are usually cut with various other substances (everything from cheaper drugs to talcum powder to bleach to rat poison), either because they have limited knowledge of drug manufacture and chemistry or (more likely) because they couldn't care less about the health and well-being of their prospective customers. They instead prefer to use less (or none at all) of the advertised drug per pill/dose and therefore increase profit.
A guy sold me a pill last night. He told me it was Ecstasy but it was mixed with all sorts of shit and I ended up in hospital. I'm sick of these bathtub chemists ripping me off!!