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Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.
by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020
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baherl

A word created by @Za-Chary* on Scratch, a kids coding website, in response to a comment on his profile, and then proceeded to comment on the LGBTQ+ studio, which popularized the word as a joke.
That was totally baherl!
by DraconicOxalis December 28, 2020
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Baihe

Baihe is a Chinese term for characters, themes, content and a genre involving lesbian relationships or female homoeroticism in light novels, manhua, donghua, video games and related Chinese media. Baihe focuses on the sexual orientation or the romantic orientation aspects of the relationship, or both.
Dasha reads likes reading baihe novels.
by wangjiluvr January 8, 2021
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Bohemian Bachelor

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...
by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
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bathed in legitimacy

yo, how was the solid gold hot tub at Raf's mcmansion last night?
dude it was bathed in legitimacy. We got vodka coke martini's after.
by superking2 December 15, 2016
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bachelor's salad

You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.
Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.

Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.
by EDelo September 22, 2009
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potato basher

Jack: I bashed off to stacy's photo last night

Luke: Nah fam she's butters, your such a potato basher
by Wahidman December 17, 2013
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