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bath salt zombie

Condition where person (usually high on bath salts or other hallucinogenic) has a desire to eat human flesh, or faces.
Dude, did you hear about that bath salt zombie in Miami? He ate a guy's face off!

Yeah man, drugs are dangerous. Hope we don't have anymore bath salt zombies.
by funkyricky July 13, 2012
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Bath Salt Crazy

When one gets high on bath salts and then proceeds to eat another person's face off. One does not have to be high on bath salts to go "bath salt crazy" but it is how to let someone know you are very serious and they should stop messing with you.
You better stop making me angry before I got all bath salt crazy on your ass.
by kpg September 28, 2012
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Salt Bath

The fine art of dumping single serving (and larger quantities) of granular substance over someone's head, preferably unexpecting. Used in a unfriendly greeting, an insult.
I totally salt bathed that douche sitting over there..
by The Spacious One March 15, 2004
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Salt Lake Salt Bath

When a male ejaculates and the amount of jizz can be compared to the amount of water in the Great Salt Lake in Utah.
Normally used when referring to a bukkake.
Hey baby you want to take a salt Lake salt bath?
by Koolpa May 22, 2018
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bath salts

A street name for designer drugs which resemble bath salts and can induce violent behavior, visions of paranoia, nudity (using bath salts can raise internal body temperature), and EATING shit (research Matthew Hammond of Georgia).

Yep, that's right, some loser named Matthew Hammond actually ATE his own shit after taking bath salts.

He probably deserved it for taking bath salts.

Do some research on Matthew Hammond of Georgia on bath salts if you think I'm joking. Really, do it.

Don't forget about:

* Carla Murphy of Pennsylvania who allegedly took bath salts after giving birth and later attacked hospital staff.

* Robert William White of California who allegedly took bath salts and assaulted a woman and later claimed he was an alien who talked to Jesus.

* Brandon DeLeon of Miami who allegedly took bath salts and threatened to eat people and tried to bite a cop.

and many, many, more...
Bath salts AKA Aura, Black Rob, Bliss, Blizzard, Bloom, Blue Silk, Cloud 9, Drone, Hurricane Charlie, Ivory Wave, Lovey Dovey, Lunar Wave, Maddie, MCAT, Meow Meow, Monkey Dust, MTV, Ocean Snow, Peeve, Purple Wave, PV, Red Dove, Scarface, Snow Leopard, Stardust, Super Coke, Vanilla Sky, White Lightning, and Zoom.
by bath-salts-suck-ass July 17, 2012
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bath salts

One of several ways to refer to a new, legal designer drug that anyone 18 or older can just walk into a smoke shop and buy.

It's a drug with many chemical variants and so can not be make illegal easily. It's affects have been compared to methampheymines, cocain/crack, ecstacy, and PCP.

Because it was only introduced around 2002, little is known about it's properties or long-term affects.

Similar to K2, it is packaged as bath salts or incense blends under countless brand names such as...

Also refered to by its many brand names
Bath salts

V
Bliss
Blizzard
Blue Silk
Charge+
Cloud Nine
Ivory Snow
Ivory Wave
Lunar Wave
Ocean Burst
Pure Ivory
Purple Wave
Snow Leopard
Stardust
Vanilla Sky
White Dove
White Night
by jingleswalnut August 12, 2011
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bath salts

1) A drug that may be linked to a zombie attack that occurred in Florida.

2) The most likely cause for an actual apocalypse in 2012.
1 - Did you hear about the guy in Florida who ate off another guy's face? They say he was on bath salts.

2 - With all this news about the dangers of bath salts I am beginning to think the world will actually end in 2012.
by #don't do bathsalts November 10, 2012
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