babenapping

The act of stealing a hot woman preferably a cheerleader. Very similar to kidnapping but better because you end up with a hot woman.

"Bro did you see that Patriots cheerleader?"

"Yeah, I'm already babenapping her she's so lit"

by TacoBean December 25, 2016

Batefap

The fucking coolest masturbation addict on Earth , smokes all the shards faps for 24-48 hours per sesh minimum

Dude I'm so spun, I'm gonna go batefap for days.

by linguistic_jesus June 23, 2019