Bastion

To kidnap an animal for personal use, used often to describe cat napping.

That little girl loved fluffy until some monster bastion’d it and she never saw fluffy again.

by PooFlavin October 13, 2021

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Bastion Main

A bastion main is a guy who has no family or life and will never have such things. So, he or she picks the Overwatch character "Bastion," only to fuck with other people's lives. The bastion main can be mainly found in comp & Quick Play, it's their natual habitat.

Man, FUCK that bastion main!

by I_Got_Barzzzzzzzx April 10, 2017

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Bastoon

(v.) The act of being cast off to an island anywhere significantly far from home for being a bastard of gargantuan proportions.

Bob: Dude I'm bored, wheres that bastard of gargantuan proportions?

Joe: I don't know, we should totally Bastoon his ass.

by J n' U June 8, 2011

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Bastoon

A combination of a stupid bastard and a fucking buffoon.

Bill is a total bastoon, his sex jokes and language totally cock blocked me with Julie last night.

by Panchito Sanchez May 10, 2009

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Bastion

An Omnic soldier from the video game Overwatch. The fifth character on the list and the first defense to be seen. Known for its simple action of reconfiguring into a turret and blasting down its foes with bullets or tank shells. One of the many units from the Omnic Crisis. It's true name is " SST Laboratories Siege Automaton E54." one of the playable Omnics in Overwatch.

Bastion, once a cold mechanical machine with a thirst for human destruction, remains passive with the nature away from the humans.

by Leedle Leedle Leedle Stan August 29, 2016

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