bastodon

someone who is extremely acting like a "bastard" (as big as a mastodon). as the word implies.

"you are the biggest most ugliest bastodon to have put gravy on my underpants.."

"some guy just sucker punched a nerd walking in the streets.. what a bastodon.."

by allanoguis April 26, 2010

basteo

A word used for several purposes, usually all intended to criticize someone else on their methods for making something. The word was created by "thescumbagdad," a tik tok creator who used this term so often, that it's becoming used among other creators and platforms.

MATT: "Let's first knead this dough."
thescumbagdad: "No you can't do that, it will burn all the basteo."

by Dekmis November 20, 2022

Well Basted

To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.

Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

basterdous

An adjective describing a person, event, object, animal, or action of basterdly proportion.

1. Having sex with your mom was very basterdous.

by Knaveish April 18, 2005

basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

by T June 5, 2003

basted account

A basted account is a bank account that belongs to someone else , secured/resulting in an unexpected pregnancy from an opportunistic 3rd party.

A BASTED ACCOUNT just made sense to her, the only way she would get any of JACK’s money was if she suddenly became pregnant.

by MILLER604M May 21, 2021

Basted

A mixture of the words "baked" and "wasted;" a word to describe yourself whilst extremely high and drunk at the same time. Good to utter when in no state of mind to speak. Can apply to both good and bad experiences.

"I stumbled drunkenly into a circle of people smoking Afganny Kush and got handed the joint. I got freaking basted man."

"Hey bud, you doing ok?"
".....Basted....."

"Hot damn I was basted last night."
"Niiiice, good party then?"
"Fuck no bro, I had no clue what was going on and threw up in the backyard!"

by A Crooked Vulture November 13, 2009