Bagelsexual

The sexuality of being aroused by, and/or romantically attracted to bagels*.

* Can be any sort of bread and grains, but mostly bagels.

"Jessica has a thing for bagels."

"She must be bagelsexual then."

by P3nis th3 Đ3stroyer May 18, 2014

Baesexual

When you only have the hots for meet me top streamer Baerab! When u get wet or hard only for Baerab

I wouldn’t date you considering I am baesexual and ONLY Baerab turns me on!

by ayetati May 4, 2021

bakersexual

A delusional Browns fan that is completely cucked by Baker Mayfield. No amount of him over throwing WRs or his wife attacking on social media can break the love these folks have of Baker.

The Bakersexuals are barking loud for the Browns to resign Baker.

by LBHinAvon February 4, 2022

Basssexual

The sexual attraction to any bass instrument(contrabass, bass clarinet...etc), however it is mostly based on the attraction of a bass guitar

Man 1: I have aa friend who is basssexual

by Alternatesexual February 2, 2022

Bandsexual

The sexual affiliation of members in a marching band whom ACT homosexual, but the person whom is bandsexual would never have the intent of doing anything sexual with another person of the same sex. Bandsexuality is usually affiliated with the tuba and drumline sections in marching bands; particularly marching bands in the Midwest United States, especially in Ohio. (NOTE: Persons whom are classified as bandsexual usually have a boy/girlfriend and have most likely had sex with the opposite gender.)

The bandsexual tuba player humped the percussionist.

by ohioan tuba January 29, 2007

Bardsexual

Bardsexual is for people who love the Bard and of course, do the Bard. For Barding a Bard may actually be harmful to a fellow Bard, but that just makes being a Bard more Bardful.

“I love Bard.”
“Then you must be Bardsexual.”

by Anonymous Mate.247 February 10, 2022

Bandsexual

Bandsexual Is Only Liking Guys That Are In A Band Or That Like Bands :D

Jen: Do U Like Justin Beiber
Becca: Nawl, Im Bandsexual. Im More Of A 1D Gurll

by Duck My Sick February 1, 2014