Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.
by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003
The boy barstooled his girlfriend after he fucked her.
"I hope he doesn't barstool her," Steve remarked to his wife in a tone reminiscent of Peter Jennings.
"I hope he doesn't barstool her," Steve remarked to his wife in a tone reminiscent of Peter Jennings.
by thirddegree February 25, 2003
"Becky, don't be such a barstool"
"Did you hear that Vicky was riding Dave after she got drunk? What a barstool."
"Did you hear that Vicky was riding Dave after she got drunk? What a barstool."
by cursor March 10, 2015
by lightonpixels September 14, 2007
verb:to forcefully insert into the rectum or vaginal opening, wooden or in some cases metal tavern furnishings
Sally like to be barstooled by a studded stool.
Tom gets a little to into barstooling himself in a dark closet surrounded by pink stuffed bears.
Tom gets a little to into barstooling himself in a dark closet surrounded by pink stuffed bears.
by esCo February 25, 2003
The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?
by feldermaus October 01, 2008