barrista

Surly or ignorant.
Poorly paid menial worker.
Coffee shop attendant.

"Stop being such a barrista, and leave the poor man alone!" demanded Irene. "He can hardly even speak English".
"I ordered a semi skimmed latte, not full fat, you idiot!" bellowed Anton as he towered over the quaking form, then turning to Irene "Who are you calling a barrista anyway? I earn more in a day than this fool does in a month"

by NE oli July 19, 2007

Cheating Barrista

The type of woman that claims to work 12 hours a day yet finds time for frequent girl's night outs resulting in lying or cheating while rejecting intimacy with their real life partner of 7 years. Commonly have short trendy haircuts and exhibit a tendency to wear red.

That cheating barrista came home at 5 hours late and drunk, at 2 in the morning again.

by XXX666 February 21, 2009

Barrister

A type of lawyer in England, other than a solicitor. Barristers don't actually speak in court, they just write. Solicitors speak.

My dad is straight barrister homes

by Carmina> May 11, 2007

barrister

A pretentious-sounding, but meaningless word that illiterate ijits, who want you to think they are from some African nation, impress themselves by claiming that's what they are.

The word barrister becomes meaningless when used by people writing emails from email domains from anywhere except Nigeria, but claiming to be from Nigeria.

This Nigeria Scam came today:

BARR. E. NWACHUKWU,
MIRRIOR JUSTICE CHAMBERS & ASSOCIATES
NO5 OLD OJO ROAD, AMUWO ODOFIN
LAGOS-NIGERIA.

Dear Sir,
I am Barrister . Emmanuel Nwachukwu, a solicitor at law. One of my clienta
National of your country, who has lived in my country for many years, and
who hereinafter shall be referred to as my client , Mr Lewis Peter who dead
with his family of three .

by Downstrike July 15, 2008

barristbro

A male barrista.

That barristbro can make a mocha!

by prplmama October 28, 2011