barn

1) to send an elecontronic message to a friend making that friend laugh uncontrollably and conspicuously at an inappropriate and embarrassing time and place, ie when he is in class, the law libary, or when his wife is trying to sleep.

2) the act of laughing uncontrollably and conspicuosly at an in approritate time upon reading an elecontronic message

Wurgle: Man, i didnt mean to barn you with that IM in class.

Tex: Yeah, but damn, i barned big time. I'm sure the professor saw me!

by spampasourus July 21, 2009

Barn

An individual who, at some pursuit or similar, is inferior to you in skill terms yet follows you round like a jealous lover. Short for Barnacle.

"Hi, my name's Johnny and these are Richard and Douglas, my two barns."

by KHD January 20, 2004

Barn

You call someone a 'barn' when they do something stupid, annoy you or reveal an embarrassing secret about themselves.

Also a synonym of idiot, fuckhead, fuckass, loser... etc

"You like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers? ...You're a fucking barn!"

"You're annoying me, you stupid barn."

"That barn just drank a litre of shit!"

by Joeli, Jess and Miranda June 15, 2007

barn

a place where you go when your really drunk for all night hook ups.

Hey Lizzie, want to go to the barn?
Of course, lets do it all night long.

Sounds good!

by kkauffman January 31, 2008

barn

v. to mess with, make worse. n. where the cows hang out. exclamation: damn! aw shucks! used as a double negative (barn barn) it becomes positive: hell yes! hooray! also signifies magical friendship club: the Barn Barn Fantasy Union.

"don't barn my scene"
"the pigs are chillin in the barn"
"BARN!"
"barn you, man"
"BARN BARN!"

by lesham May 7, 2008

barn

the Toronto slang word for house

Yo, you wanna chill at my barn tonight?

by Valenteezy May 3, 2006

Barn

1: someone who latches on to a better person in order to make themselves appear better, which is usually apparent

"that ugly girl with the hotties is f***ing barn"

by gof November 13, 2003