barffart

barffart is when you are extremely drunk (usually drinking sailor jerry) and are producing flatulence from your rectum while vomiting

'i drank to much sailor jerry and barffarted all night'

'baby... i barffarted'

'that bitch was so drunk she was barffarting while giving someone a hum dinger'

by TheFancys July 25, 2009

bartfart

fat kid w/ no dick and likes to finger his asshole..also..has pickle tits and jerks off to gay porn of jc's computer w/ his smerl cerk and lil' load

Bartfart is grounded for slamming his sister.

by dink March 28, 2003

Backfarted

When a male human farts, and the produced gas comes up through the front, bubbling underneath the subjects testicles. The horrid smell gasses the farter, making them severely nauseous, to the point of barfing on oneself.

Oh man! I needed to fart so bad, felt it coming up and decided to let it rip, suddenly I realized, it backfarted! I almost killed myself!

by letrollie October 24, 2017

Bark Fart

When your fart is so loud, startling, and sudden that it causes your dog to bark.

The dogs barking again. When I left the room Did Lauren have a bark fart?

by e742df March 21, 2021

Barkfast

Noun
1. (slang) Breakfast; The first meal of the day
2. A rapid series of barks, typically from a dog reacting to a trigger like a doorbell.
3. (rare) A period during which a tree grows bark unusually fast

"Hey dad, what's for barkfast?"
"Each time the doorbell rang, a barkfast echoed through the house."
"Scientists observed a rare barkfast during Spring of this year."

by G Lennon May 15, 2025