Barista

A person who works in a coffeeshop. More than likely, a person who puts up with large variables of bull shit from snobby customers throughout his/her work shift.

"Hey, what do you do?"
"I'm a Barista "
"Oh, I'm sorry..."
"Yeah man...It's okay."

by KMill22 January 19, 2009

barista

Snobby fuck who makes coffee.

That damn barista started yelling at me for ordering my coffee 'to-go'.

by D-Ren July 28, 2008

barista

A female worker in an espresso bar. Related to baristo (male) and baristi (plural)

The barista steamed the milk to make a perfectly frothy cappucino.

by sabertooth May 22, 2006

barista

Coffee bitch. Not to be confused with a barrister.

Idiot: "I work as a barista".
Me (winding up idiot): "So you are a lawyer who works in the High Court?"
Idiot (confused): "Ehhh no I make coffee in Starbucks."
Me (sniggering): "Ahhh, you mean you are a coffee bitch."

by fubarderby December 28, 2008

barista

Mexican for know nothing coffee swill serving asshole

Foamy: What the f**k is a barista?

by AErrorist March 13, 2005

barista

anyone who is a part of the BaristaLife family
thebaristalife.com

that guy who made my drink at starbucks def lives the baristalife

by baristalife December 30, 2013

barista

A booty-whore who studies college textbooks and gossips on MySpace when not serving Johns

That barista charged me four dollars for little more than a medium cup of pulverized ice mixed with some powdered flavoring, in addition to a nice shot of her ass whilst bending over to retrieve some whipped cream from the under-counter fridge. She's just an apron-wearing whore

by E b a September 16, 2008