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Bardex

(noun) The brand name of a popular, commercially available enema kit. The brand has become an unofficial term for any enema equipment in enema fetishist circles.
I've been eating nothing but shredded wheat and dried beef for three days. I'd better grab the Bardex and get my tract moving.
by arentiexclusive August 23, 2009
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Captain Barden

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.
Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.
by KDog88 October 30, 2008
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bardelas

now exctint Talmudic beast, commonly mistranslated as leopard but is more likely similar to the modern day puma or panther.
The Rabbi told the class of a bardelas that ate his family, and the owner of the bardelas was liable for his family.
by Rabbi K November 18, 2009
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birdemic

The worst movie you can ever see
Person 1:omg did you see birdemic
Person 2: Fuck you
by mikebeat May 12, 2015
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madison square barden

Madras Saravana Bhavan aka MSB, a renowned Indian restaurant in Decatur, GA. Affectionately called Madison Square Barden or simply The Barden by its loyal patrons
y'all wanna hit up Madison Square Barden?
by alvinsanity May 22, 2006
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Bordem

said in utter bordem: ill go check out urbandictionary.com while i facbook...
by Lousiffer February 4, 2010
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Baldemort

A parody off of "Voldemort", the primary antagonist in the Harry Potter series, who is bald.
"He-who-must-not-be-named..."

"Oh, would you just call him by his real name already! BALDEMORT!"
by darthbarracuda November 27, 2013
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