Barber's Pole

The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.

Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.

by Lee Kick March 24, 2021

Barber's Chair

When a woman shaves your scrote while you are simultaneously being pegged in a seated position.

Donna gave me the Barber's Chair treatment last night. I am freshly shorn and won't shit right for a week.

by Ghost See March 4, 2022

Barber’s insurance

When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.

“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance”

by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023

A Barber's Cat

Seldom used nowadays and of obscure origin, it is generally defined as one with an overly exaggerated opinion of one's own importance and/or knowledge.

"Adolph Hitler, when you really think about it, was little more than the ultimate example of a barber's cat."

by Sir Rusteigh the Ghastleigh June 21, 2016

Texas Barber's Pole

While engaging in doggy style sex with your partner, using a pair of scisiors or buzz cutter you try to remove as much of their hair as possible without them becoming aware.

Your partner has a bad hair cut so give them the Texas Barber's Pole. Your the barber and they ride your pole.

by Trevor Gould September 30, 2006

kebab dropped on a barber's floor

An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.

Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!

by Number 1 Guv'nor December 6, 2007

two shakes of a barber's dick

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.

I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.

by francoi$ December 13, 2009