Barbara Cartland

This is a British expression of contempt. The original Barbara Cartland was a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable, dated chick lit; she was well-known for a number of reasons:-
She had the longest entry in “Who’s Who”;
She believed that, despite her age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex;
Under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong;

The meaning has now broadened and is used to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge etc. Should you meet one usher her into the nearest padded cell with a forked vermin stick and arrange for NASA to send her on a probe to Jupiter.

Kim’s had a letter published in a free newspaper, now she’s acting like she’s an ace reporter!
Stupid munter! What a Barbara Cartland!

by AKACroatalin March 11, 2019

Barbaculate

The act of ejaculating upon a barbecue, lit or unlit. This activity is most commonly performed in Scotland as an act of love towards out door cooking, or as an act of revenge against a rival

"Kiera, did you just barbaculate on my new barbecue?!"
"YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT BWOIII!"

by thejagerage January 16, 2011

barbara

barbara is so nice and everyone loves her. She never lies and people can talk to her really easily. All the guys love her and all the girls want to be her. She is truly caring and loves to have a good group of friends. She understands you easily and is a model. She is truly the bomb.

I love my friend barbara. everybody wants a friend like barbara.

by barbaras admirer (#63 admirer) February 26, 2019

Barbara Gauss

The slogans

'all day i dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'

1981-2005 were created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.

In her eBOOK 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the intellectual property worldwide of the slogans as mentioned above.

See also 'sports'

In my heart the memories of my blissful childhood live on.

'all day(s) I dream about sport(s)' is what ment everything to me when I was small and is what I feel, if I had to describe my childhood.

'all day i dream about soccer TM'
and
'all day(s) i dream about sport(s) TM'
are
intellectual property 1981-2005 by Barbara Gauss, Germany

by Barbara Gauss October 29, 2005

Barba-Douche

An unpalatable miscreant. A cancerous plague typically reeking of feline excrement seen lurking around the bowels of the China-Town. This abominable beast is generally found covered in lacerations from frequent encounters with putrid tomcats. This untamed masochist inflicts near mortal injuries to oneself by means of fractured bones, impalements, and flesh eating bacteria. These ailments prohibit meticulous analysis of complaints taken by near comatose subordinates exiled to the fifth stationhouse.

Hey look the Barba-Douche is away from the desk hunting a pot smoker.

by Denied28 December 7, 2018

barback

Someone who works behind the bar doing everything but serving drinks. They do things like restocking the fridge, replacing spirit, wine, and juice bottles, cleaning, replacing ice, et cetera.

Lorie is a barback so she spends most of her time restocking the bar area.

by RKM September 30, 2006

Barbara Cartland

British expression of contempt. Originally a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable chick lit and was famous for a number of reason, such as having the longest entry in the publication "who's Who"; a belief that despite advanced age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex; the belief that under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong. Now expanded in use to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge and so on. If you see one coming towards you run as fast as possible in the other direction or arrange for her to be abducted by aliens and taken to a far galaxy.

Jane's had a poem published in a free magazine, now she's acting like she's won the Nobel prize for literature.
That stupid munter? What a Barbara Cartland!

by Croatalin April 24, 2014