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Bar stool Fart

One of the many different sounds a fart can produce. Imagine a Bar stool being drug across the floor.
A guy in the stall next to me ripped a Bar stool Fart. I didn't know whether to laugh or call him a paramedic.
by Mike Loves Fat Clark January 16, 2010
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bar stool grandma

a grandma that spent a lot of time in a bar when her children were young, ruined them and are now responsible for raising their grandchildren they look rode hard and put up wet, wrinkly skin and gruff voice from years of smoking
That child was brought in to be seen by their bar stool grandma.
by winkywpwinwwwinky June 1, 2018
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Bowling Green Bar Stool

The act of a male sitting on a bar stool, and spinning around, while 4-5 girls kneel beside it and take turns sucking him off
Brady- Dude I met these girls at Sky Bar and then took them home and did the Bowling Green Bar Stool

Mike- You lucky Bastard
by S Daddy April 9, 2008
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Bar stooling

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick
Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night
by Conor weiner June 10, 2019
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Hungarian barstool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?
by feldermaus January 14, 2009
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Hungarian barstool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?
by feldermaus February 22, 2009
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Barstool Surprise

A term used to describe a girl who, when sitting at the bar, looks perfectly normal, however, when she gets up out of her barstool to go to the bathroom, you get to see the lower half of her and are surprised that it's quite a bit larger than someone with that small of an upper torso should have.
Damn, that chick has some serious barstool surprise going on down there!
by Korban July 1, 2009
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