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bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.
During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.
by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010
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bartard

when somebody becomes impaired (retarded) from eating too many zanex pills, or another over the counter drug
Chris is an absolute bartard!
by Jon Harding February 10, 2007
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bartard

Someone who habitually uses Xanax, a antipsychotic perscription drug which interferes with receptors in the brain.
Non-generic Xanax pills are characterized by a linking of four breakable squares in linked a horizantal line, taking on a "bar" like appearance. With key nuertotransmitters blocked off, the behavior of a bartard in question can often be recognized by massive confusion bordering on belligerence. Subject may not be capable of comprehending certain simple concepts, hence the implementation of "tard" as a suffix.
Courteny Love; a large percentage of high school students in Texas and California.

Mike got all quadded out and drove his Prelude off-road on the park running trails to see how far he was jogging a day on his odometer, he's really becoming something of a bartard.
by Nick Beam December 28, 2005
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Bartard

An individual who consumes Xanax, or Alprazolam on a frequent basis. The term can also be used in reference to other recreational benzo users such as those who frequent Benadryl, or Valium.
I swear, Jimmy is a complete bartard.

Or more commonly:

Yo, I think ya boi Jimmy Jams is Barrin' out, man!
by mattbro10 April 6, 2017
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Bartard

Any person that loves benzodiazepines and opiates/opioids.
I love Xanax and Lean. I'm a bartard.
by Laura Psychedelia February 11, 2022
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Bartard

Someone who gets addicted to Xanax and goes insane unless they’re already insane which they probably are if they do xanax. Bartards are not human they are lizard people who wear fitteds and shit out of their mouths.
Braden is such a bartard he let JT touch him and he don’t even remember it.
by Junkiest December 1, 2021
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Bartarded

So drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent
He had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.
by Nonwords August 16, 2014
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