bodfucked

getting stuck behind and old crippled fucker and being late for class

TEACHER:"Why were you late for class?"
STUDENT:"Sorry I was bodfucked"
TEACHER:*RESULTS MAY VARY*

"Oh ok, thats fine. Take a seat"

by LOL25550 December 2, 2011

befucked

adj.

(of a person) Both angry and confused.

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."

by Bluefire310 December 24, 2008

busfucked

to get screwed in some way while taking the bus. Examples include: the bus being late, standing out in the rain/snow/cold, having a shitty driver, having someone talk your ear off/assault you, getting sick later because someone sneezed all over you, etcetera.

"What took you so long getting to work?"
"Oh, you know, mass transit- I got busfucked."

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

befucked

adj.

(of a person) Both angry and confused.

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."

by Blue_fire310 April 21, 2007

Baffuckeld

Finding oneself....
"Painted into a corner"

OR ....

some similar type of
"TighT ASs" (usually both self induced)

&....

"TOTALLY 100% Avoidable" dilemma that creates the abrupt combination of feeling that your first BAFFELD, and then caught off guard by a old HUGE but Wayyyyy too familiar wave of....
"I'M SO FUCKED"
That just came crashing down you.
Weirder yet, your miles from any known bodies of water at that moment.
..¿¿¿¿????.

She left me feeling totally baffuckeld by the way she demanded that I now buy her out of our business after 10 successful years of starting it together and co- owning it.

by PeRi_OuGHTaY. November 14, 2019

chitty chitty bumfucked

Drinking enough beer to kill small horse.

Brandon was chitty chitty bumfucked at the supermarket last week.

by Paco de los coocarochos April 26, 2013

befucked

A peculiarly Irish way of using the word Fuck. By putting "be" before "fuck" the word has a similiar meaning to "could be". I am not sure of the origin, but probably some appropriation from Irish is likely, at least in grammatical form.

"She was as roughas befucked", used to describe a particulary ugly Girl.

by Vicferrari September 5, 2008