lol bantz

What someone says after they have a blow job ....#turn off and they are most probably saying on a golf corse

-blowjob- then the guy goes lol bantz ...then u carry on giving him a blow job just so he doesn't say it ....it doesn't work

by Maddie is bae June 30, 2015

Self Bantz

Doing something that no one else but yourself will reap any sort of laughter from but you know inside that you have done it just for shits and gigs.

While on his own he posted shit in a letter to a random address who he has no connection to whatsoever to have self bantz

by SelfBantz March 1, 2018

Mr.Bantz

Mr.Bantz is a social media creator, who mainly specialises around his Snapchat subscribers, since starting his platform he has told the maddest of story times; Loosing his V at 14, why he doesn’t eat punani, and many more. Since starting his social media campaign he has started a community with many like-minded followers who are family like and come together in times of need.

Friend 1: have u seen Mr.Bantz new story time?
Friend 2: not yet, but I’m looking forward to seeing it!

by EG.49 September 30, 2024

barry_the_bantz_machine

A pedo who should kill himself

barry_the_bantz_machine is a pedo

by asddfefwf May 31, 2018

Twat-Banter

Twat-Banter.

Noun

The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.

Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.

"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"

"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."

by Lord Horatio Richards September 27, 2022

Chicken Banter

Banter or exchange of witticisms alluding to chickens, eggs, or any other components of farm life

Mike: If you peep about this to anyone I'll scramble your ass
Ricky: don't worry, when I was being interrogated by the dean, I was walkin' around egg shells tryin not to spill the beans!
Mike: good cause the deans a perv. This chick I know went to see him in his office and he offered to show her his pecker
Ricky: damn! that man really needs to get laid!
Mike: yeah but he should stop thinking with his cock or he'll get fried

Mom: BOYS! QUIT YOUR CHICKEN BANTER!

by Campus Farmer April 13, 2010

Banterlope

Often also a lad, a Banterlope is someone who has been responsible for some epic banter

We just had a few beers at ours last night, Darryl was a right Banterlope tho!

by SC88 July 7, 2010