banquest

The culmination of a quest to have sex with, or "bang", an individual.

Great news! My banquest last night was amazing. He rode me like a horse.

by Evan from Canada April 4, 2008

Banquished

Extreme and irreversible displacement from your home or workplace. Banished + Vanquished = Banquished

Stay away from Jeff's desk. If he finds anything is missing you're likely to find yourself banquished to some third world country.

by Brett Bowen April 10, 2008

Athletic Banquet

An award ceremony recognising athletes for their athletic achievements

Michelle: I wish we had an athletic banquet this year! You would've won ALL the MVP awards!
Rachel: Not all of them, only Rock Climbing, Mountain Biking, and Golf

by alla gomma June 4, 2020

Bonquoir

What the French call 'doing it', esp. in a theatrical manner.

Man: "So, Emperor Davies, how did it go with Miss Emmanuelle last night?"

Emperor Davies: "The whore did spread her fuzzy cleft so I thrust myself upon her from a great height and duly performed the bonquoir. Now burn this bastard, Mr Thornton!"

by Emperor Davies February 1, 2009

Turd Banquet

1. A large feast consisting of nothing but freshly squeezed ass biscuits, normally served in a large bowl of water
2. Krissy

Michael lifed up the toilet seat to reveal his greatest creation... the mighty TURD BANQUET!!!

by RYTOE November 7, 2003

thyestean banquet

In Greek mythology, Thyestes ate the flesh of his own slaughtered sons at a banquet. A "Thyestean banquet" is any excessively horrific act.

That girl's outfit is a total Thyestean banquet!

by Pandacita December 27, 2007

banruo

A weird who writes songs

ur a banruo

by person191919191919 December 3, 2021