bentonite

A paid political campaign operative, working particularly for liberty-oriented Republican candidates. Bentonites have porous principles (if they have any principles at all) and are formed by anti-social psychopathic behavior and the decomposition of the US Constitution. Bentonites have heads that swell 5 to 6 times their original volume in the presence of large amounts of grassroots donations. Bentonites are most useful in sucking up to establishment Republicans, sabotaging political campaigns, paying themselves outrageous salaries, and betraying liberty.

The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.

"What happened to our national delegate majorities in all those states?"
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."

by Juan Martin Diez September 13, 2012

Bannonites

Cult of personality and billionaire ultra-orthodox conservative Steve Bannon's pseudo-Christian pseudo-ecumenical following he has accrued through fear-mongering, Christ ransoming, and illusions of support from within the Vatican and other reputable support since 2011. Probably not coincidentally, The Camp of the Saints (Le Camp des Saints), a 1973 French novel by Jean Raspail, noted as an inspiration by the future dictator, almost forty years after its initial publication, returned to the bestseller list in 2011. Bannon uses the book to grow new poor white under-informed population that the destruction of Western civilization by dark-skinned foreigners is inevitable. This is shown in Steven's address to "rogue" Vatican members, one who was dismissed from a high position, which emphasized: the one true God is white and condones and rewards the smite of "darky". They know when Trump falls like the German predecessor to Hitler, the Bannonite youth will fill the vacuum and usher the new way for Bannon and his camp of Christian soldiers.

The Bannonites had a foothold in Rome until the Pope got word of the decent and had their righteous heads lopped off.

by bannonschristianwarrior March 16, 2017

Banoonie

Another word for banana.

"We have a plant in our garden , we reckon' its growing banoonies" Erin stated

by Blackcat.x November 1, 2016

Brannonitis

Brannonitis is a medical condition in which a person feels the need to spend money at an alarming rate. Often these people are hard working individuals who have an urge to impulsively make financial decisions in which most cases they over pay for products. Most products they purchase are not needed.

Man, that guy spends a lot of money, he must have brannonitis

by Barry Lannon June 6, 2017

Banoonie

Banoonies are what my retarded friends like to call bandages on fortnite.

Me: The next circle is all the way down in Fatal Fields, I don’t know if we’re gonna make it.
The retard: I’ve got a full stack of banoonies so we should be able to get out of the storm.

by Febreze July 7, 2018

banninate

To baleet or ban a user from a message board. Usually spoken in the context of LUE. Bannination can result from one of the following:
1. Posting LUEshi
2. Insulting CJayC
3. Posting LUEshi
4. Flaming other users
5. Posting LUEshi
6. Posting links to pr0n
7. Posting LUEshi
8. Posting LUEshi

LUEser 1: *posts LUEshi*

LUEser 2: Oh noes! Ceejus will banninate you for posting LUEshi!

LUEser 3: *saLUEtes*

by stuvy May 28, 2004

Bentonite

Basically a quicker way of saying bet aight, which is basically a quicker way of saying aight bet, which is basically a quicker way of saying alright bet

Chandler: Ayo bro u tryna run train on these bitches?!
Jesse: BENTONITEEEEEE

by Anonymous1946373 June 2, 2022