Brandolini's Law

The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it.
Also known as the Bullshit Asymmetry Principle.
Coined in 2013 by Alberto Brandolini, an Italian programmer.
Related to the quote attributed to Noam Chomsky, "It takes a minute to tell a lie, and an hour to refute it."

Trolls rely on Brandolini's Law to tie up well-meaning people in time-consuming debunking, with a minimum of effort on their own part.

by WhatwasIsaying December 24, 2024

Hanana Bandling

Handjob. It's a handjob.

So I asked her what her hanana bandling policy was, and she said "fervent supporter."

by TenaciousDTF July 23, 2016

Buckfast Bandolier

West Coast of Scotland slang (primarily Glasgow) for the act of ejaculating across an individuals torso after consuming a large amount of the popular tonic wine "Buckfast".

We went for a dinner and a movie then I gave her the old buckfast bandolier.

by The Buckfast Bandit July 22, 2022

swedish bandolier

Tea bagging performed so aggressively your eyebrows are lost in the process.

"Hey Matt, did Terry lose a bet or what?"

"Nah man. His girl just digs the Swedish Bandolier"

by Ass Smasher September 3, 2022