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Band Nerd-Faker

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Somebody who played in the elementary school band, where it was something everyone did, but was one of those kids who drop it after 1 or 2 years. However, they stay in band anyway because their crush is a band nerd.
Did you hear about Alli? She's only still playing the saxophone just because Aaron is! What a band nerd-faker!
by BananaMilkshake December 19, 2008
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Whenever a group of band kids get together for a massive nerdy orgy. Involving the tuba players staying on bottom, being the base for everyone else's sweaty bods. Usually started from the band kids taking a chexmix.
Wow, that band nerd herd was off the chain. Our drum major really conducted our sex noises well.
by The Treble Maker April 26, 2014
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Band Nerd

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Someone who loves band... Usually has friends in band but they most likley play the same instrument as them. Band Nerds usually are in school band or small ensembles However, their is a HUGE difference between Band Geeks and Band Nerds, Band Nerd is usually an insult...
That Band Nerd always has her flute with her
by EmilyRose2001 July 17, 2015
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Band Nerd

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Band nerds are kiddos who play in band, and more commonly are in marching band. They literally live in the band room; they ARE the band. Band nerd is seen to others as an insult, but is actually quite affectionate.
"Hey Jessie, how was your weekend?"
"Oh! It was great. I didn't have any free time since there was a competition on Saturday, and I practiced even though we wouldn't be using the music anymore. Speaking of practice, band is in 2 hours, I can't be late. Bye Lina!"
*as she walks away*
"Jesus, Jessie is SUCH a band nerd..."
by marchingbeans November 23, 2018
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Band nerd

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Someone who is obsessed with band (and wants everyone to know it). A band nerd is usually obnoxious about being in band. They have nothing else going on in their life. Don’t confuse this with someone who tries hard in band or a regular member of a school band.
He’s such a band nerd that’s like his only personality trait
by chicken strip joe April 10, 2020
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Band Nerdbags

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Sweaty, gross smelling band kids who dedicate their life to marching like ants, or playing dated pop songs at pep rallies. Ones who proudly sport any and all band merch. Dog tags, jackets, t-shirts. They never forget to lube up their instruments, but they always forget deodorant. They carry their instruments with them like trophies while everyone else severely judges them. They're confident in themselves, but they really shouldn't be.
"Those Band Nerdbags are stinking up the gym again!"
"Who left their clarinet in the urinal! Must have been one of those band nerdbags.."
"Look at those band nerdbags playing Confident by Demi Lovato! That song was released in 2015!
by viripien April 15, 2023
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band nerd

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a person with no school activities other than band. A person who talks obsessively about the band and the directors. Usually wears fog dog musicwear shirts and makes odd noises saying it is music. They like to congegate in groups and talk about band. They are usually never alone out of fear of rejection and never wonder far from the band hall they also are very nasty closet freaks in large numbers on the band bus where crazy things happen.
I was like totally in the band hall and the director told me to play higher and then.
by ak March 3, 2004
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