by TheSockLord October 31, 2014
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During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.
It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.
Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.
Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.
During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.
It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.
Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.
Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.
by Oxford Lad June 10, 2005
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Comparable to fubar, or kitty wampus. When something is very screwed up or off kilter, it is all sort of bananacakes.
by Mr. Bananco October 15, 2009
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1. "That banana is HUGE where's it from?" "Don't know, some bananamatic in Honduras."
2. "That Star Wars convention was BANANAMATIC, man!"
3. "Dude, that chick is ugly." "Oh but did you hear, she's a bananamatic." "That's hot.
2. "That Star Wars convention was BANANAMATIC, man!"
3. "Dude, that chick is ugly." "Oh but did you hear, she's a bananamatic." "That's hot.
by YourSecondWorstEnemey June 16, 2010
Get the bananamatic mug.Bananabating is a form of masturbation that involves, yes, a banana. Take a semi-ripe banana and wrap the banana 2/3 of the way up with duct tape. With the banana still unpeeled, squish around the insides until mushy. Then, cut off the untaped 1/3 and throw away. Lastly, stick the banana in the microwave for approximately 23 seconds, then fuck the shit out of it. Enjoy.
Ever since Jane left me, I've been sick and tired of using my hand. I think I might bananabate tonight instead.
by Mattyd0826 March 24, 2008
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Get the bananacade mug.Bananacaine has 100x the power of cocaine and eventually causes permanent psychosis in 99% of first time users.
The strongest drug in the universe was discovered by an anonymous alien, Rektoshi, while scallywagging on an uninhabited moon in the Whale Galaxy.
Rumor has it that super-drugs like Kalaxian Crystals stopped working for Rektoshi so he invented bananacaine by combining 3 parts monkey blood with 1 part banana.
For the 1% of users that can handle B-Caine, it increases their intelligence by 100x for 24 hours... however the come down causes extreme violence in the user and an unquenchable thirst for low-cap EOS shitcoin HNDRDX.
The strongest drug in the universe was discovered by an anonymous alien, Rektoshi, while scallywagging on an uninhabited moon in the Whale Galaxy.
Rumor has it that super-drugs like Kalaxian Crystals stopped working for Rektoshi so he invented bananacaine by combining 3 parts monkey blood with 1 part banana.
For the 1% of users that can handle B-Caine, it increases their intelligence by 100x for 24 hours... however the come down causes extreme violence in the user and an unquenchable thirst for low-cap EOS shitcoin HNDRDX.
by Rektoshi October 8, 2019
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