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ayekanou baakalay

Means “I love you so much!” in Mandinka, which is a language from the largest tribe in The Gambia, Africa.
Ayekanou baakalay, momo!
by mint.violets October 14, 2020
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bananalibrium

Combination of "banana" and "equilibrium," describing the delicate art of adapting your consumption of a bunch of bananas to the slow but steady ripening process.

The first act of bananalibrium is buying the bananas. Too green: bad. Too yellow: bad.

You do buy the bananas when you can foresee a use of the bananas that is reasonably certain to occur in the next 10 days or so, before the bananas go bad.

Once the bananas are sitting on your kitchen counter, the next stage begins. To consume the entire bunch (usually 5 to seven bananas), you have to have a plan, and you have to stick to it. Otherwise, some of the bananas will go bad. And unless you make banana bread, the overripe bananas are too nasty to eat on their own.

So once the ripening process starts, you have to, maybe, eat a banana that is a little bit less ripe than you'd ideally like. Within a few days, however, you are in the sweet spot...the bananas are perfect. Then the brown spots start, and you have to up your game to remain on track. At a certain point, the bananas are a bit overripe, but you can still enjoy them. There is the point of no return when the bananas are just gone. Then it is a matter of avoiding having rotten food on your counter. It is a little bit sad throwing away rotten bananas. It feels wasteful. There is a hint of personal failure that might accompany throwing them away.
As Buddha was chomping on a banana, Mahākāśyapa noted, "Man...this dude's in perfect bananalibrium."
by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015
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Banavalanche

The process at which when you're at a farmers market and you pick out a banana bunch from a pile causing the rest to come toppling down.
I pulled the best bananas from the bottom of the pile and caused a banavalanche. Many lives were lost that day.
by BParadise December 5, 2014
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Bananal Puddin

Bananal Puddin - You insert the banana into your partners ass and then proceed to fuck them and mash it up real nice. Finally add a nice skeet-skeet topping inside and let it mix. Afterwords lay down on your back and receive the puddin in your mouth and enjoy.
I made a good Bananal Puddin' with Kira last night.
by Yoyoyoyodawg April 5, 2010
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bananalogy

An analogy in which a banana is compared to a penis.
'My banana is bigger than your banana. And by that I'm insinuating that my penis is bigger than your penis. That a bananalogy."
by El Plátano September 25, 2009
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bahakaloogi

Means hello how are you in lemur language
Bahakaloogi, said Poopinspiek
Im good thanx, said Fiulofght
by gonivartodum March 20, 2010
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bananaland

When you wake up still drunk from the night before, but you are not yet hungover. It is a small window of time where you can't stop laughing and acting dumb.
After a long night of drinking, I woke up in bananaland.
by Jamal6645 October 8, 2016
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