bammer

One who cheers for the crimson tide. Usually clad in houndstooth clothing with a mullet tucked under their "bear bryant" hat. Traditionally uneducated

So glad i'm a bammer so it's drink beer, shoot deer and ROLL TIDE ROLL.

I'm definitely a bammer because i quit high school at 14 and now my life revolves around a college i've never even attended. ROLL TIDE

I'm a bammer because i believe in Bear bryant, nick saban and jesus christ in that order.

by large phil November 30, 2011

bammer

Someone who says something stupid, does something stupid, or dresses stupid.

Also applies with "Bammer of the week"

Yuppi whiteboy you are our number one contenda fo bammer of da week.

by beyondferocity July 8, 2003

Bammer

(adj); origin-California; a word to describe a bad or non-succesful noun and action booty

Damn cuz, her body is kinda freaky, but her face is kinda bammer youknowwhatimsayin?

by Pkay May 8, 2006

bammer

Going crazy, going insane, going hammer, going nuts

Me and Ty went so bammer last night in pong.

Man that party last night was so bammer.

by Paulyyyy D December 30, 2010

Bammer

A bammer(s) is a sock(s) from the dryer with no match.

Honey our pile of bammers just keeps growing.

Him)My socks look like this because I'm wearing two bammers.
Her) Don't do that, or we'll continue to have bammers in every laundry load.

by Aquaman004 April 15, 2007

Bammer

A weapon that shoots bullets using prjectile force; a gun

Cock back my head like a hammer, my head is like a nickle platted bammer, spit 45 caliber grammer

by David Kinsman April 29, 2008

Bammer

a word used to insult someone.Instead of calling women a female dog or slut.This word can be used for a male or female.

Most of Stacys' friends at the yard are a bunch of bammers.
You are being such a bammer.
My ex-girlfriend Brittany is the biggest bammer i ever met!!!

by knobs one a.k.a. mrEmolitov July 3, 2008