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Random crits are fair and balanced

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.
person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up
by st. ego February 4, 2021
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balkanac

A native of the Balkan peninsula of southern Europe. Countries include Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Albania and Greece. The male population of this region know everything. All you have to do is ask. They will tell you about themselves, their neighbors, Europeans, the Chinese, politics, religion, engineering, space flight, you name it, they know it. They are always right, period, end of story! Everybody else is guilty for their shortcomings, period, end of story! On the plus side, they are warm and welcoming people who treat guests better than themselves.
A Balkanac thinks he knows more than Wikipedia and he is not afraid to argue and even fight to prove his point.
by Istok March 23, 2007
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Balranald

The most feral place in the whole of australia (Bar Moe). The children beer and the feral cats have better manners than the adults. They are incredibly bad at lying.
Person one (Oscar) "Hey I got sponsored by billabong"
Person two "Yeah right your lying your from balranald"
by gumbojones November 7, 2013
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Balkans

A region in Southeast Europe where everyone hates each other.

Greece hates turkey and vice versa

Serbia hates turkey and vice versa
Greece hates Albania

Greece hates skopia and vice versa
Serbia hates Croatia and vice versa
Bulgaria hates turkey and vice versa
No one likes Slovenia and no one considers it Balkan.
Those Balkans are fucking crazy
by not a guy named Andreas December 14, 2019
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balkanigga

White people from the Balkan. Usually barbers or car mechanics in their home country. Others move to Germany or some Scandinavian country. They have abusive parents and minimally 23 cousins. Balkanigga politicians are war criminals. Balkaniggas hate each other , but they team up on the Turkish.
Jon: Why is your face all messed up?
Paul: Some balkaniggas beat me up and stole my cevapi.
by BrunoRuno December 22, 2019
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dan balan

A Moldovian musician, singer and composer. He became famous in the group called O-Zone, they had great success with songs such as: Dragostea Din Tei, Despre Tine, or Numai tu. Actually, he has a new album called Crazy Loop and a new band called Balan.
Dan Balan sings songs such as The 24th letter or Crazy Loop or Johanna Shut Up.
by Vanesa or LadySwan January 27, 2008
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this life no balance at all

Simply means Life ain't fair, That condition wasn't expected.
Tunde: Mings, my girlfriend asked for a break up

Mings: Serious, My guy this life no balance at all.
by SweetMings July 6, 2020
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