The bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, also known as Flea. Is most famous for his Popping-and-Slapping bass technique, which can be heard very clearly in the intro to the song "Higher Ground," which the Chili Peppers covered. Stevie Wonder did the original version.
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Get the Michael Balzary mug.A member of the acclaimed Baltimore moped gang. Often addicted to late night moped rides resulting in the abuse of sushi and Natty Bohs. Sometimes confused as being slow, a Baltard posses the ability to blast, despite the moped being constructed of trash. In par with their macabre appearance, a Baltard will invite you into there “Murderhouse” moped den for a juncture never to be forgotten!
---Did you see that guy just go down on that ped?
- Yeah, looks like Shlippy Lippy of the Baltards....
---Don't look into his eyes, we don't need any trouble!
- Yeah, looks like Shlippy Lippy of the Baltards....
---Don't look into his eyes, we don't need any trouble!
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Get the Baltaring mug.Similar to the Dirty Sanchez; a close relative. After kindly removing the fingers from the anus, the person then goes in for the swipe but gets his thumb caught in either a necklace or shirt collar and the poop swipe goes straight to the neck resulting in a Dirty Baltazar.
Everything was going swell when my thumb caught on to her necklace and I gave her a Dirty Baltazar instead.
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