Balkans

A region in Southeast Europe where everyone hates each other.

Greece hates turkey and vice versa

Serbia hates turkey and vice versa
Greece hates Albania

Greece hates skopia and vice versa
Serbia hates Croatia and vice versa
Bulgaria hates turkey and vice versa
No one likes Slovenia and no one considers it Balkan.

Those Balkans are fucking crazy

by not a guy named Andreas December 14, 2019

balkanigga

White people from the Balkan. Usually barbers or car mechanics in their home country. Others move to Germany or some Scandinavian country. They have abusive parents and minimally 23 cousins. Balkanigga politicians are war criminals. Balkaniggas hate each other , but they team up on the Turkish.

Jon: Why is your face all messed up?
Paul: Some balkaniggas beat me up and stole my cevapi.

by BrunoRuno December 22, 2019

holy balogna

A well-endowed man

Mary: Jon, I'm leaving you for Marcus.
Jon: Why? What did I do?
Mary: Nothing! He just has the holy balogna

by notmy1stchoice December 26, 2010

Balkaran

Brave ruler, mighty king

Balkaran is a brave and great-hearted guy. He has a great leadership quality.

by Blkrnmanu February 19, 2020

BalkanMania

A gang of people with a Slavic descent (Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Bulgaria), but Romania and Greece can also be included because of the shared culture.

Any Balkan person who is friends with another Balkan person creates their own BalkanMania to show the western people that we are in charge of the best and happiest population in the world, because capitalism is not the key of happiness. Rakija, Ćevape, the sound of accordion music and partying daily with joyful people actually are.

'Bro, I don't need such friends like yours. I have my own BalkanMania with whom I can eat and drink the whole night in the back seat of the yugo car with blasting old music from forty years ago.'

'BalkanMania? Sounds like a TV-show.'

'Yeah, there should be one for keeping up with the Balkans.'

by MemberOfABalkanMania January 27, 2021

The Balkans

The most wretched hive of scum and villany (other than YouTube comments). A place where everyone hates each other. A place where every country dreams of having another country's land. A place where a country can have 3 major ethnicities and not be destroyed by a civil war. A place where Muslims and Orthodox Christians fight all day. A place where every one thinks he's better than anyone else. A place where you want to stay away from.

Serbia: REMOVE KEBAB REMOVE STINKY TURK MUSLIM
Croatia: FUCK YOU SERBIA YOU OPPRESS EVERY MINORITY

Albania: FUCK YOU SERBIA KOSOVO IS ALBANIA AND MACEDONIA IS OPPRESSING US
Bosnia: Pls Halp
Srpska: LET ME GO STUPID BOSNIAN KEBAB TURK
Bulgaria: I don't know what they are even grumbling about. And I don't care
Macedonia: WE ARE BEST WE ARE TRUE MACEDONIANS GREEKS ARE TURKS ALEKSANDR WAS MACEDONIAN
Greece: FUCK YOU SLAVIC IDIOT YOU ARE A SLAV AND FUCK YOU TURKGAY INSTABUL IS GREEK
Montenegro: Serbia, I thought you were better than that.
Romania: I AM NOT A FUCKING GYPSY YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU DONT KNOW AND YOUR COUNTRY SUCKS BLABALALBALBALBABLA...
Slovenia: I AM NOT IN THE BALKANS, I AM IN CENTRAL EUROPE
Turkey: I hate you all. Passively. Also, I'm in Asia, not in Europe.
Moldova: Don't know, don't care
Kosovo: I don't even know what I am

by flamewarr alertt July 29, 2015

balodis

He is a big pigeon. Sometimes confuses people. He is in the dauņu squad. He likes alise (frog I think)... He doesn't do drugs and doesn't smoke. He is not a weirdo at all. He thinks that Justine needs to go to tvaika iela. He likes to make edits. That's a Latvian word that means pigeon. He has period. Sometimes he is a little rude. He don't likes whales and likes drake. He wants to steal Reinis. The word Balodis is used to say lonely and forever alone

#Balodis #lonely #foreveralone

Ooooo tas tač balodis

Ha ha ha wasn't fany

Balodis is not nice
That guy is so Balodis

I'm really Balodis

by Teamrostika March 29, 2017