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Texas Ball Tease

The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.
-Me and Jessica tried the Texas Ball Tease yesterday!
-Are you mentally ok?
by Rydotra October 11, 2021
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chocolate ball teabag

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit
Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
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Playing for Webb Middle School. They are for sure one of the worst teams in all of GISD and the DFW metroplex. Filled with some of the most retarded and mentally ill people from garland.
person 1 : Hey are you gonna watch Webb Middle School Volley Ball Team play today after school?

person 2 : nah dude i'm gonna stay home because they suck dick and balls
by Axoorik September 9, 2021
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Playing for Webb middle school, One of the most ghetto and worst teams in GISD and DFW metroplex. Filled with some one most retarded and mentally ill. And with a coach that wears wigs they might as well be the special ed class.
Person 1 : hey dude you gonna match the Webb middle school volley ball team play?
Person 2 : nah dude the legit suck dick and balls
by Axoorik September 10, 2021
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Ballsteadious

The condition of being so talented at every aspect of life from walking the dog to jumping over a 6'11 man and dunking it, the only thing that holds back this condition is his fat ass.

There naturally giftd and good at everything but the fatness offsets and generally causes the victim to be average to below average..

Ballsteadious aslo smells llike shit.
Man Jeff was so good at basketball but now he's showing signs of ballsteadious...

" yeah he has been eating alot "
by BcomeLegendary July 11, 2009
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Ballsteam

Balls that steam.
There are two cases of Ballsteam, one being more severe than the other.

1.When your sitting on the toilet, and the heat from your scrotum mixes with the moisture of the toilet water. This phenomenon usually occurs when taking a shit after working out.

2. Some people are born with ball's that steam constantly throughout the day. It's hereditary.
by jrekd March 8, 2010
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team ball

when two people play really good basketball together when they are on the same team
brian and scott play really good team ball
by George Kangaroo January 15, 2006
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