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my balls itch

like seriously what are you doing with your life going on urban dictionary, looking at this shit like go touch grass
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by SlideVR April 13, 2022
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My balls itch so bad

My balls itch so bad, bro

Me too
Let's itch each other's balls
Aaaa I'm nutting !
by Bucketissupercoolexclamation December 4, 2023
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Ball-itch-itis-otus

An condition in men in which the testicles begin to become very extraordinary itchy, to the point that the person effected cannot properly function until his balls have been itched. The female equivalent is "Vag-itch-itis-otus"
Guy 1: So what did you think of the game last night?

Guy 2: Look imma let you finish but I got a real bad case of ball-itch-itis-otus.
by Vanilla James 808 December 25, 2010
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Itchy Balls

One of the worst happenings known to mankind.
Bob: Hey, why are your hands in your pockets?
Jane: Oh I'm, trying to discreetly scratch my itchy balls
by the SUITer January 14, 2010
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My Balls Are Itchy

The definition of my balls are itchy literally means that your balls are itchy
So stop sitting on your ass googling the most worst shit u could possibly search and get a life u fatty
Guy: Yeah dude look away for a minute
Other guy: why?
Guy: Cause I gotta itch my balls real quick
Other Guy: Oh yeah no problem dude why didn’t u just say so?

Other thingy example

Guy: Hey u know what we should do
Dude: yeah what?
Guy: We should search up my balls are itchy in the urban dick
Dude: yeah sure but u know this is just gonna come up with nothing and ur gonna get known as being gay
Guy: Oh dude don’t worry dude, let’s search it up
Dude: Fine
*gets this definition*
Guy: Fuck

Also this was all wrote while itching my balls
by Morgan Boy June 27, 2020
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My balls are itchy

Something an idiot called damian says on call with me all the time his very very small balls aren't actually itchy he just likes saying his balls are itchy
Me: im going to sleep now baby goodnight 🥺
Damian: UGHHH FUCK MY BALLS ARE ITCHY
by Damo_got_itchyballs July 1, 2021
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