meat balloons

Large fatty breasts, normally refering to female anatomy but interchangable with male obesity.

I think her boyfriend's meatballons are bigger than her own.

by meat balloons mcgruff January 13, 2004

Secks Balloons

Condoms

what are these?(picks up a condom) Secks Balloons.

by FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK October 7, 2008

Balloonshop

An extremely underrated YouTube channel that has a ridiculous amount of hilarious quotes through different situations in their videos. Pretty much does not have enough views for what they deserve.

"My name is Bob Trufont. I am a businessman. I stay at the Double Tree as often as possible"
"Mom and Dad, I am running away. And if you want to know, I plan on hopping on with a ban of gypsies outside of Flagstaff Arizona. From there I will befriend a young puppy named jonathan winslow and we will go on fantastic adventures to far off lands" Balloonshop

by Pewhey1001 October 4, 2011

green balloons

Injurious sex caused by the perpetrator ignoring your safe words. Derived from former MO Speaker Rod Jetton's alleged assault and battery during sex, causing his sexual partner to go unconscious, and later blaming her for not using the safe words, "green balloons."

"Claudia's dead, because John tied her up during sex and went all green balloons on her."

by kucheeku December 8, 2009

Balloons

Balloons are used to hold heroin (usually low grade H). A dealer will use un-filled balloons (the multi-colored, water balloons, most of the time) to place a small, universal weight, amount of heroin into. The weight of the heroin inside each balloon can vary depending on who packaged or "tied" them. The amount is usually about .1grams per balloon. People buy them in packs of 10 or more, and rarely buy/sell a single "balloon." Rumor has it, the reason heroin was originally put into these balloons, was so you could swallow them if need be, and not need medical attention.

J.Do: "Yo mang, can you hook me up wit sum dope, maybe sum of that black tar you had last week?"

J.Do2: "Nah fool, but I do gots some bomb BALLOONS ima sell fo cheap!"

Balloon Heroin Beez H Dope Powder

by Bort187 November 21, 2011

Balloobah

A small, purplish creature that accompanies someone by sitting on his or her shoulder; can replace a parrot for those who don't like claws (they also don't annoy you to death by repeating what you say)

I am less lonely with my balloobah. When he's hungry, he tries to bite my ear off, which makes me feel wanted. I love him to death... -squeeze-

by JoySauce January 15, 2010

Lady balloons

A female human who has above average sized breasts that potentially looked particularly perky.

Have you seen the new girl at school? Holy crap she's got some serious lady balloons up front.

by sphincter sargent July 14, 2021