Balloon Bung

Another way to describe someone with a big fat ass.

Here comes that Jenny Craig reject again, ol' "balloon bung". How the hell does he wipe that monstruosity. I bet he needs two zip codes for that thing.

by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008

ballpointing

being at the brink of shitting oneself; referring to how the poop starts sticking out of someone’s butthole just like the ball in a ballpoint pen

I have to shit so bad I’m ballpointing

by erik19 October 10, 2022

ballora

A special girl who is a ballerina who spins all day long, sings, and flies like birds. So if you see her, stay the hell away from that woman.

Ballora scares the crap out of me.

by SlyTy41704 June 11, 2017

pooped a balloon

To poop a balloon is to place drugs into a balloon, eat the balloon, cross the border, and poop the balloon out later. This was used on an episode of The Office (US) in which Dwight interrogates everyone after finding a joint in the parking lot. (Episode written by Jennifer Celotta and directed by Greg Daniels.)

I pooped a balloon.

by beemer052789 August 1, 2008

Balloon Ferret

An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

Ballolleshit

When something is so bullshit that a simple word can't hold up the pure hardened pressure of sadness and despair.

Tofflehero: Hey man, do you wanna play some CS:GO?
Halallaren: No bro, it's fucking ballolleshit!
Tofflehero: Fuck you man, I'm going to play some Darksouls 3. It's ballolleshit but I like it.

by Halallaren June 1, 2016

yogurt balloon

(n) a large plastic substance filled with goo, usually made after making thick in her warm

Coach Steve did push-ups on Jay's mom, and left a yogurt balloon after making thick in her warm.

by Hormone Monster October 26, 2018