University of Sexual Ballers

The University (sic) of Southern California.

Matt: "Where do you go to school?"
Marc: "USC, the University of Sexual Ballers! It's a blast!
Matt: "I only hope that I'll one day be able to get a sports scholarship to such an outstanding university..."

by HawkeyeRTCA July 19, 2011

free ballner

When a man is free ballin', especially in loose pants or shorts, he must adjust his penis every now and again, thus after many cock adjustments one has given himself an erection or boner.

I was just sitting on my couch and all of a sudden i gave myself a free ballner.

by cheesy magee November 30, 2009

ballner

when your "testicles" or "balls" are in the state of having a boner.

When you have had such an incredible boner aka the boner of your life, that the boner transfered to your ballsack.(note if you are a castroti "a guy gets his balls cut off this could be a problem! please contact your doctor for more information!)

OMG look at that girl i just had a ballner!

is it morning already! man i just had a morning ballner!

a guy: lets go to hooters!

some other guy: wouldnt it be embarrassing if we went ther and my ballner broke through my pants!

a guy: ok your not coming loser!

by they call me a GOD September 14, 2009

Broke Ballers

Someone or a group of individuals who have no money, own only 2 pair of pants and 3-6 shirts, and drive a hooptie, but yet still manage to pull a little game.

Tacoma, WA is full of broke ballers

by U-SUCK September 11, 2003

ballinest

anything done in an effort done to be an extreme baller at a particular instance in time

As the cab reaches its destination, and everyone searches for their amount of the fare, pull out your wallet and pay for the whole thing...why? "Because that was the most ballinest shit I could do"...even my dookie twinkles

by Grimy September 25, 2006

ballness

{adverb}
Giving props-or-doing that of what balls might do or be capable of accomplishing.

"Gimme some ballness." "...that's some ballness."

by Mr. Heald June 23, 2008

ballership

n: when a normal scholarship gives you an added bonus that you were unaware of

n: a basketball scholarship

1. Calvin" dude i got that hispanic chamber of commerce scholarship!! and they called me a week later to let me know i have a 3 day 2 night all expenses trip paid to washington d.c. .
jake" wow man thats not a scholarship thats a ballership"

2. Jerome got a ballership cause he's 6'8'' and can dunk.

by jakeygoo April 26, 2011