Balloon Boy

Someone who appears to be in grave danger and has everyone fearing for their safety, but in the end are revealed to be nothing but a phony and a complete waste of time.

News Anchor 1: "It appears that balloon boy has crashed into a field in Colorado...the rescuers are moving in...no one is inside the balloon!"

News Anchor 2: "We are getting word that balloon boy was never actually inside the balloon, but was actually just hiding in a box inside his garage the whole time."

by TZR October 15, 2009

Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome

Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome is where father suffers from disorder centering on anti-social phobias and beliefs heightened by a form of Parent Alienation Syndrome and anti-government and counter-culture agenda, and then successfully indoctrinates his family with this dogma. He then attempts to gain fame and fortune by promoting it through his family by seeking a reality show which promotes his perspective, but publicly fails and only gains infamy and notoriety.

The Balloon Boy Dad believed that humanity descended from aliens and spoke of launching home-made flying saucers into storms and taught his children to lie to the authorities about the Balloon Boy hoax so that he could promote a reality show based promoting the scientific investigation and promotion of this belief.

The Balloon Boy Dad suffered from Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome because he tried to promote his beliefes through his family on a reality show.

by PatrickDallas May 2, 2010

Balloon Boy Entrepreneur

A self-absorbed, fame-seeking person who will do anything other than get a real job. Inspired by reality show hopeful Richard Heene.

"The neighborhood association was opposed to David's plans to set up a music studio/amphitheater/sperm collection business in his home, calling him a 'balloon boy entrepreneur' who would do anything to avoid honest work."

by AngusParvo January 12, 2010

Balloon Boy Dad

A father who has completely too much confidence in his son.

Dad 1: "My kid is the fucking shit at sports; yeah Jimmy, break his fucking neck!"

Dad 2: "What the hell? They're playing basketball, and our kids are on the same team. Not to mention they are 10."

Dad 1: "stfu my boy pwns. He could kick your ass"

Dad 2: " You're a fucking Balloon Boy Dad aren't you?"

by mrjubjub April 21, 2010

Balloon boy

The act of a male blowing into a women’s vagina almost like blowing up a balloon.

Ty blew into Dyllian’s vagina during sexy time and Dyllian said “what the fuck you Balloon Boy.”

by Lubejonesjr March 12, 2022

Balloon boy

a demon stronger then the lord of hell himself he is from fnaf and he is vary ANNOYING

we all hate balloon boy

by Sin and con January 26, 2022

balloon boy

THIS SHATHEAD IS SO ANNOYING OMG. hello, hi SHUT UP OK NO ONE LOVES YOU YOUR LAUGH IS ANNOYING AND STUPID I HOPE YOUR LAUGHING IN PAIN WHILE BEING KILLED. GO LIVE A PAINFUL LIFE

balloon boy is my favorite character
balloon boy is annoying

by crystalberry January 28, 2022