Ballpapering

This is when your smartphone is hijacked (usually by a friend because you were stupid and didn't secure it with a passcode) and a picture of (usually their) genitals is used as the wallpaper, particularly the lock screen.

We are ballpapering johnny's phone with a picture of a big black penis found on google.

by boom_boom October 31, 2014

Ballface

A insulting retort to one ignorance or rudeness

-Hey Jon, will you stop humping Cris and Sammy like a wild mammal??
-Shut up you ballface!

by JonCarter August 26, 2004

ballcap

A term that is synonymous with "regular guy." Coined after the caps they wear, which often display the logo of a favorite sports team, company or organization. Many regular guys prefer this kind of logo-wear, and don't seem to mind paying for such items.

1. Said by a woman to her girlfriend: OMG, look at that ballcap! I wonder if he has any hair under that stupid hat?

2. Those ballcaps at the home-center store always stare at my breasts. I'm sure they are harmless, but they give me the creeps! (Also said by a woman to her girlfriend.)

3. That drunken and rude ballcap asked me for directions. I'm sure he didn't understand what I told him.

by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

Ballface

a term for one who is a constant teabagger.

Dude emily was such a ballface with the 3 guys.

by norman August 28, 2004

ballfaceian

the adjective for having balls in your face.

wow look at hunter go she's such a ballfaceian

by soph1ejohns0n January 4, 2012

Ballfart

A ballfart is when you turn around and fart on your friends balls.

DO NOT USE ON WOMEN they get angry. Unless it’s your girlfriend.

“BALLFART! GOTCHA BITCH.”

by The real slim shady 765896 April 28, 2021

Johnny Ballfart

Someone who should be elected president in 2024. Doesn't matter what their party is, or their belief, just vote for them in 2024.

Johnny Ballfart: "Make America Fart Again!"
Random U.S. citizen: "I'm voting for you in 2024!"

by Sneed2600 August 17, 2022