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Scone-balking

To offer to bring treats for one group of people, only to then give them to another group of people in spite.
Jason said he was bringing scones for his crew at work but they didn’t know he was scone-balking.
by Shane McGlover March 22, 2020
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Shit Balk

When you start heading to the bathroom to take a shit, but realize you are not ready to make a deposit.
Dave was on his way to use the cadillac stall when he shit balked. He went back to his desk to grab the paper.
by THE-MOWB January 15, 2011
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balk-off

A game-ending illegal move by a pitcher in a tie game, last inning, home team at the plate and a runner on 3rd.
The Mets suck

They really suck - their pitcher just balked

Braves win! Braves Win!

It's a Balk-off!
by Coreyml June 16, 2011
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Fairuza Balk

An adjective to describe a person becoming a scary Goth-ish "witch". Becoming a bitch is also a possibility. Based on the name of the actress from "The Craft" that showed similar symptoms.
"Why is Cindy going all Fairuza Balk?"
by Brian G September 24, 2005
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Fairuza Balk

An interjection similar to zwounds or bollocks.
Oh Fairuza Balk UK iTunes is so rubbish!
by anycon February 6, 2005
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Clean Balk

opposite of dirty talk;

verbalization which is normal, informal or not, or the lack of communication entirely during sex.
"I'm enjoying this so much." I wanted to kick him out of bed... if it wasn't for that massive dong. I want dirty talk not a feckin' clean balk.
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clock balk

A rule that MLB was going to enforce on the pitcher that stipulates the pitcher is charged with a balk after a period of time expires.
He should be charged with a clock balk.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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